clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

snowflake1814:

rebeca-flores:

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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No one ever messages me. 😒

I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

(Source: aqua)

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

egberts:

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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is it just me or does this person look exactly like fiona from shrek

bewbin:

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

nanatsus:

thedrumcorpsofhetasuperwholock:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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This is also a thing in Britain, except theres two slots (sometimes) One for a pound coin and one for Euros.

Also a teacup holder, we can’t go without our tea. Even in Asda or Tesco.

others don’t have a coin system?
but A TEA HOLDER
WHAT